#Papi WTF

[papayasector]

screw the leafs have auston’s side profile instead

[pedge-page]

Insanity this is the same man.

[ateezmakesmehappy]

IM NOT OKAY.

[f1-stuff]

Girl, your post-quali post, oh my god. The dom Carlos thoughts are real, I kinda want him to be mad at me 😳 especially the 3rd gif, wow

Feeling a bit guilty because he's angry and sad, but who gave him the right to look that good.

I'm with you anon - while I was giffing it, I was like, '😳 why's he lookin at the interviewer like that??'

[twcbelts]

@karmalives​​    said:    “ i  bet  i  can  make  you  scream  tonight. “   -   from    damian.

      it’s    the    time   of    year   for   all    things     spooky,    where    samhain    celebrations   were   abound,    ol’    hallow’s   eve   rejoiced   by    most   if   some   only    did    so    for   the   sweets   at   the   end   of   the   night;   and   not    including    just    children.     the    judgement    day    faction    found   themselves    wandering    about   a    cornfield      ,      distant    sounds    of    voices    fearful     piercing    the    air     like     rifles      firing     off,    but   no    shootouts    or     wars    were   happening   here,   only    the    fun-filled    festivities    even    becky    lynch    was   enjoying.     the   others   had   elected    to     take    different    paths,    a   bet   among   them   all    to    see   who   could   get   out   first;     but,     it’s   becoming   abundantly    clear      that      damian’s    mind    seems    to    be    somewhere    else    entirely.   

  fingertips    brush    up     against    the   stocks    as    they   walk    along    their    chosen   path    when    his    hispanic   bravado    punctured    eardrums.    it’s   enough   to   make   her    stop    dead   in   her   tracks,    cheeks    almost   as   rosy   as   her   hair.    had   she   heard   him    correctly?    brow   raises,   mouth   left   agape.   sure,   there’d   been   harmless   flirtations,    hints   at    something   there   but   not    quite    crossed    ...   until    that    very   moment.   “     excuse   me?    “     there’s   no   anger   in   it,   or   offense    .    .   .    not    in   the   slightest.    rather,   it’s   just   surprise   which    saturates    tone.     swallowing   hard,   she   blinked   up   at   him,   bewildered.    “    did   you   just   ...    did   i    hear    that   right?   “    

[faeriedustunicorn]

LYF s1 has finished and I'd like to point out Tushang Jing's flaws since people brag about how perfect he is when the only thing he offers Xiaoyao is words of affirmation and promises to not abandon her but as of ep 39 has not yet done.

Tushan Jing is tortured by his brother for 3 years and hides away as Shiqi when he is the only rightful heir in the family so even if he has ptsd his family has been searching for the only actual son they care about from the day he's gone missing.

Tushan Jing is spoiled and just like other central plains family values status. He repeatedly looks down on FengFang Bei's status by abruptly interrupting every encounter he has with Xiaoyao basically ignoring him.

After finally returning home as the prodigal son, he does not immediately out his brother for the abuse and acts like nothing happened. Xiaoyao even raises the suggestion of killing his brother several times and he doesn't even try to do that. By his gentle personality, he doesn't even think of talking the situation out with his brother or the rest of his family.

The fiance situation could have also been handled if jing had a more consistent personality but since he goes along with mostly anything by the end of episode 39 he fell into a trap of his own doing. Xiaoyao even points out that he studied medicine with her so long he should be able to detect any poison but was still tricked by his grandmother.

Even though Xiaoyao loves him for his gentleness she knows it's also his flaw. If tushan jing had either the personality of CX, XL or even FG I believe the family situation would have been cleanly dealt with in a year tops which is very sad.

[mvltisstuff]

yall this clip of eddie actually makes me wanna bust a nut like WTF. PAPI SAVE ME

[bomber-grl]

Leo Valdez x Latina/o reader

₊˚⊹Pairing(s): Leo Valdez x reader (no pronouns/no specific godly parent)

When y’all meet it’s like that one Spider-Man meme

He’s honestly really glad to meet another Latin person, especially if that person ends up his friend and eventually lover.

If you speak Spanish then best believe he gon be speaking to you in Spanish, most times it’s Spanglish but you still understand all the same.

I feel like when people of the same culture/ethnicity meet it’s an automatic click.

So that’s def what happened between the two of y’all.

Now, if you speak Portuguese or anything other than Spanish then lil blud is gonna try to learn your language 😭

I don’t make the rules that’s just how he is.

Doesn’t even matter if he butchers it so badly

(Prolly doesn’t since Portuguese and Spanish are similar (if that’s ur language btw otherwise it’s so bad 😭)

But still 🤷‍♀️

Now, if your latino then best believe y’all gon understand jokes that others don’t

Especially if someone does something dramatic. then you both automatically reference La Rosa De Guadalupe

And then it turns into this whole worm hole on the momo and ballena azul things on those episodes- and it’s a whole other story tbh

(Sorry if ur reading this at night and got scared from the flashbacks)

Anyway, he’s that one person at Latino parties that’s a lot of stereotypes ngl

Like he’ll be that one older cousin that absolutely obliterates the piñata and then runs all cutely to you to give you the candy as if he didn’t push some 5 years olds.

But also that one guy in the table chismeando with the tías

You can’t tell me he isn’t a little chismoso 😭

He’d probs also be the guy that handles the piñata and purposefully move sit out of the way each and every time.

Continuing from that…

He’d def dance w u on the dance floor

Lil blud got them moves

And he def spends the most time w the little kids

No matter where you are 😭

Moving on, if you ever call him an Edgar or sum shit then he’d get so genuinely shocked

Like you absolutely recked him

How dare you?

Especially since his hair isn’t even an Edgar cut 😭

He’d be so hurt but move on (not at all he’d hold it against you)

Ofc lil pookie loves you so let’s move onto the more affectionate hcs

He calls you mamas or mamacita (fem nicknames) 😔

*insert vine boom effect*

Not to mention if you’re male leaning he’d call u some shit like papi chulo or since he’s kinda a nerd and into anime (personal hc) he’d call u senpapi

Like ain’t no way-

Bro is so embarrassing when he says this shit like wtf 😧 nahh git trippin

Nah but (unlike in the books) him calling u this shit is mostly satire

Especially when y’all call eachother the most rancid nicknames so it’s ok 🤷‍♀️

-Sometimes…. *insert that wiener dog side eyeing meme*

It’s fun being w him cuz y’all can just casually talk about whatever that involves your culture.

Like even talking about favorite Latin snacks is an actually convo y’all have had and it’s honestly great.

Especially when he says a word in Spanish cuz he don’t know it in English

bro doesn’t know how to speak in English or Spanish sometimes.

Honestly same

I mean lil broski is glad to have you as his s/o at all

Lil homie desperate

But it’s the icing on top when he finds out your Latino/a

Makes y’all closer and makes him glad he can reference things, knowing that you’ll understand.

[1lenii]

Fuck them kids

Miles (G) Morales x F!Reader

⚠️⚠️⚠️THE SONG IS FOR SATIRE PURPOSES⚠️⚠️⚠️

The classic, don’t underestimate me cs I’m a girl

As you know, bonding time with miles as he proves “Fuck these kids, that’s 4ever the moto” - Kali

⚠️cursing, degrading means against children, bullying if you wanna call it that, mentions of violence(only for the game and physical irl)

For the sake of decency these middle schoolers are in 8th grade and miles and (Y/N) are sophomores

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“Fuck you and your dead rat dumbass, where your mom at”

(Y/N) peeps her head from the crack of her boyfriends room, as he yelling more than normal at his game.

“Oh yea?? What you gonna do go cry about it?”

(Y/N) heard murmuring from the other side of the headset that’s seemed to respond in a more ruder tone then last time,

through the headset that rested atop of Miles head leaving a dent in the half that had his Afro and sitting perfectly on the side that had 2 braids

(Basically half out and other half braided; with a hair pick from more visual representation)

‘Seems he got distracted while doing his hair again’ (Y/N) mentally notes, and imaginary sweat drop forming next to her eye brow

“Uh Miles..”

“What.”

“Are those the same middle schoolers from down the block?”

“No..”

The uncertainty of Miles tone gave it away, (Y/N) open the door even more allowing her body access to the room, positioning her self behind Miles gaming chair

“Don’t you think you should be nicer?”

“Nice? When was that a option for you” Miles side eyes you before returning back to the aggressive violation that is shooting

(Y/N) slightly gasps, putting a hand to her chest for effect while pouting

“I’m nice”

“When you want to be”

“I guess, you should still be nicer to them, there only in middle school after all”

“Nu uh ma, fuck these kids” Miles says through the headset noise, violently pressing at his controller

“Papi you can’t be violating kids because they shooting better or whatever it they’re doing” (Y/N) says not being able to contain her laugh

“Como esto es un chiste, why don’t you come play” he’s say taking off his headset and gesturing it towards you, raising a eyebrow in the process

(Y/N) takes the invitation taking the headset and adjusting the muffs to fit her head, Miles pulls her by the waist adjusting her so she sit right on his lap, passing her the controller

“AiI Ma I taught you the basics not to long ago, do your best”

“You talking knowing damn well I’m better then you”

“Not true”

“Keep dreaming pretty boy”

*initiate operating: the mic is now on*

(For my sake a yours I’ll change of the writing style)

Kid 3: Yooo miles you back? I was getting tired of cooking you

(Y/N): oh were you really?

Kid 2: whoa.. who you?

(Y/N): his girlfriend ya kids clueless

Kid 1: booo I got a girl for a teammate wtf

Kid 2: must suck LMAO

Kid 3: don’t worry girly I’ll make sure you the one ending up clueless

(Y/N) just laughs along with Miles who whispers ‘watch yaself’ into the mic

Few minutes into the game and (Y/N) already gotten 20 points for her team

Kid 1: woah I didn’t know your that good

Kid 2: don’t praise her the game ain’t over dickhead

*the game has now ended, with a score of 15 to 62 Miles/Kid1 Wins*

The In game announcer announces as (Y/N) cracks her fingers, “and that’s how’s it’s done little boys, before ya go assuming ya better then a girl, humble yourself maybe you’ll get a girl after”

Kid 3 gf: uhhh who are you talking about little girl watch who you talk to

This random girl appears on the mic, sounding sassy like almost irking (Y/N)

“Don’t test me, who you calling little girl” (Y/N) says with a sadistic smile

“You, what are you deaf, it’s on sight when I see you, don’t talk to my man again”

And with that the girl left the call for kid 3

“Can’t wait to see how that pans out” Miles laughs into your back hugging at your waist

“That little bitch trying” (Y/N) says with the same smile

“It’s fuck them kids right?”

(Y/N) sighs leaving the conversation open for further and future elaborations

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It’s been three days since that game, (Y/N)

Has been chilling knowing she would get touched ‘obviously their empty threats’ (Y/N) deadpanned

While walking the block she catches up with Miles who HAS FINALLY DONE HIS HAIR, was in front of 2 kids around his height and girl

“Ohoho look who decided to show up”

(Y/N) analyzes all of them, “who are you?”

“Better remember me little girl”

“I’m not so little if you looking up to me😭 it’s was on sight, right? I’m waiting and make this quick” (Y/N) dropping her bag food over to Miles, who was literally un phased knowing how this was about play out

“Oh fo’real? Ii girl if you says so” the girl from the match 3 days ago, rolls up her sleeves already swinging

(Y/N) dodge dragging Miles by the hand leaving them behind

The girl fell flat on her face with her bf attending to her

While the other kids said ‘hey!’ And a bunch of other things to retaliate too

(Making this cliche bare with me)

(Y/N) and Miles walk further and deeper into the street into the fading color of the sunset hitting the streets and the buildings with in

“Miles, fuck them kids”

Miles chuckles leaning in to kiss the top of her head, smiling shortly after

“Fuck them kids”

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[spotaus]

Timeless AU Sans and Asriel! 🫡

I was going to color them but I'm mildly afraid my roommate will come back and I am not about to try and explain... this. So, temporarily take these sketches!

With a bonus full-family wip! (I need to make Gaster smaller/thinner but y'know--)

In this au, Gaster isn't killed in the core accident, and so he's present for the major tragedies that would normally follow his death. And subsequently is able to fix some of the problems! One being Asriel's death and transformation into Flowey.

Gaster, who was working on making a monster from almost scratch (his soul was too weak to form another soul but he wanted a kid and yadda yadda), successfully created Sans. After a bit of studying Sans' growth, Gaster was practically able to revive Asriel. Asriel is older than Sans by a few years as his 'death' made him miss a few.

And during this process, Gaster also managed to rizz up Asgore by complete accident. They'd always been close, even before the war, but Asgore was to be king, and he was already betroathed to Tori at birth, so Gaster was content being by Asgore's side as a friend. Buttttttt Toriel leaving for the ruins in her grief left the door wide-open for Asgore to finally make a move on Gaster. They never officially marry, but literally everyone outside the ruins is aware that the two are together.

Asriel remembers very little of his death, but he remembers Chara, and he remembers the surface. Asgore and Gaster don't hide the fact that Asriel died from him, and one day Azzy got up the courage to ask Gaster if he could bring back Chara too. Gaster hadn't even thought about it, but he figured that without Chara's body he wouldn't be able to revive them in any meaningful way. Azzy doesn't give up hope, but he doesn't bother Gaster about it anymore.

Azzy is a gentle soul, shy and playful. He's not used to being an older sibling, and he misses his mom, but he likes his new family too. He often trips and falls, resulting in the bandaid scattered on his body, and he loves to farm just like Asgore, so he usually wears overalls.

Sans is Gaster's oldest son by magic-line. He's punny, a prankster, and the more confident between himself and Asriel. If they're out of their element, Sans is the one to forge through the path and laugh while doing it! Gaster can't get him to wear shoes ("You and Dad and Azzy don't, so why should I?" Is usually his rebuttle. No one can really argue it.) So he's usually seen only wearing socks.

Papyrus (who is only a few scribbles in Gaster's arms rn) is the youngest and doesn't really get the same chances as Sans and Azzy do as older kids, but he'll grow to be the most rambunctious of all of them. I think Papy is self-conscious when he's young (what if he's not good enough? Sans is so good at science stuff like Papa, and Asriel is a great prince like Dad, so where does that leave him?) But he ends up training in combat with Asriel before meeting Undyne and deciding he wants to be part of the royal guard! (That way he can protect his 1 hp brother and his Princely brother!) Undyne and him are quick friends.

Actually, since I'm on a role: Asriel keeps studying and learning from his dad on how to be a prince. Honestly, he likes what Sans and his Pops are up to a lot more, but he doesn't mind being Future King. (He sneaks into the lab to watch the two do their studies whenever he can.) Meanwhile Sans works with Gaster in the labs! He's a fast learner and loves the work, but everyone can see just how much more natural he is with social science. He understands the political theory Asriel tells him and Sans can dissect exactly wtf it means and why Asriel has to react the way he does. Sans still ends up being the Judge, but largely keeps his focuses to the Lab with his pops abd Alphys. And Papy is certainly Great. He ends up as co-captain of the Royal Guard. He's not quite as personable as Undyne, but he sure is committed, and has direct ties to the royal family. More often than not, when he's not doing his rounds or helping with training, he's Azzy's personal guard.

And yes, this does mean incoming 20-ish Asriel, 19-ish Sans, and 17-ish Paps designs are incoming eventually! Asgore and Gaster get to see their sons grow up!!!

[sanjisblackasswife]

I just started One Piece post time skip and now I’m in love with Luffy wtf when did he become so hot

right🤭

wait until u get to wano…

papi🤭

[papirouge]

"I'm not judging!!!"

*proceeds to explain how she got triggered by one TikTok video of a young mother & grandmother and making the most outlandish projection over their situation*

*another radfem reblogs in agreement while accusing the only normal person (that called out that weirdo behavior) to "seek outrage"

If gaslighting was be an Olympic sport radfem would be the everlasting champions

[pepsi-overdose]

Papi hate rant:

Ok so I recently got back into ptp and I love it just as much as I did when I first got into it BUT this bitch, I will NEVER LIKE HIM!!! HES SO CREEPY WTF LIKE DRUSKI BE GRATEFUL YOUR IN A DESSERT OR ELSE YOU'D BE HAVING A TON OF YOUTUBERS MAKING DOCUMENTARY VIDEOS ON YOUR DISGUSTING ASS ANS EXPOSING YOU. Ahem.. he's a horrible father.

What kind of dad leaves their child abandoned on a dessert for you knows how long and then comes back only to make him more miserable than he already was? THIS SICK FUCK RIGHT HERE, THAT KIND OF DAD. What he does in the show to popee and Keda would be considered harassment even if it was "reasonable". Like when popee was bouta die from the poison, like ok suck the poison out but ion think that's how it works😨😭 but from their logic it does so that's kinda reasonable BUT THEY COULD'VE REVIVED THE NEXT DAY, WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY??? LIKE LET THEM DIE, THAT WASN'T NECESSARY, THEY'LL COME BACK. And now there's the episode where popee couldn't sleep. This man did not have to try and bottle feed him milk, he could've instead been like "try some milk" in a not creepy way😭. He literally ATE POPEE AT THE END OF THE EPISODE- NO NOT ATE- A CERTAIN WORD I DONT LIKE HAPPENED. I'm not gonna say it because it low-key makes me a bit uncomfortable but it's used in some explicit nsfw fanfics and is basically being consumed in a non- cannibalistic way???. Iykyk. He sets a bad example for popee in every way and if he were my dad I'd also want to chainsaw through my stomach and blow my own brains out. POPEE WANTS HIM DEAD AND SO DO I!!! Whenever papi tries to be fatherly it comes off as gross or degrading to popee in one way or another. I will say, he slayed with the eyeliner.

Considering popee is 16-17, and papi is a grown ass man, AND THEIR FAMILY, its not exactly ideal for this to be in a show especially with the things that papi does (I'm talking about the ew icky gross Wattpad thing) I know that it has all that violence but there's a difference between violence and that. Papi favors kedamono a bit more from what I've seen and popee is sometimes left to the side but if that were my father I'd also want to be left to the side. But popee has separation issues, he goes insane being alone for long periods of time and the fact that these two are together and sometimes ignoring him could literally hurt his mental state even more

[outta-trouble]

wtf i just saw this person saying "popee the performer lore is worse than fnaf" BITCH THAT'S NOT LORE THAT'S GENERAL KNOWLEDGE FOR EVERYONE IN THE FANDOM????

example of "lore"

1) popee becoming a scientist in the future (this is canon everywhere???)

2) that kedamono is "the beast" (this is the literal translation of his name (kedamono=beast) + "kedamono no kao wa")

(screenshots might fuck up cuz google translate is a shitty source)

3) that papi is popee's dad, IT'S CONSIDERED LORE WHEN IT IS LITERALLY CONFIRMED IN THE MANGA

[hellbubu]

If you don’t like what I post, filter tags and block me. I’m not gonna argue with anyone

los van a poner a incarse en arroz. corran bbs

The least you could do is make up a believable lie. You're a demon. It should be in your nature

Someone get my baby some chicken nuggets. Get him a kid's menu. My baby needs to eat

That's just a puppy

Wolff, baby, I'm pretty sure the werewolf just kills people. If he could just curse/hex someone, he wouldn't be doing all of this. But now I have brujeria stuck in my head

I'm struggling to watch this. I can't stand to see Ciel like that

Also, where did they get the helium for the balloons?

If there's a bunch of them, why have we been speaking like there's one??

TAKE HIM HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF??? what's the plan, Bassy? Taking him to Viscount Druitt? Dumbass. I'm so happy Tanaka has common sense. Even if he's the only one w it

I forgot about my girl Vic. Does she know the state Ciel is in? Does she care?

Let's normalize minding our own business.

Girlie is a Muppets fan?

Who invited R!Ciel? Kid, wait for the reveal

This isn't even subtle atp

Ma'am, who even invited you? Go to another village, maybe there they'll accept your attitude.

I think we're setting the bar a bit too high for any future butler

*suspira* estoy cansada, jefe

Damn, those must be some good quality stilts.

Papi dame un raite

[terrortwinunicorn]

Also why did they have xs in Papi's and Finn's eyes?! Like WTF?!